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PHG’s Naked Scandal: Now With Coke Rumors!

I know most of us figured that the strongest shit that was served at Prince Hot Ginge's nipples out party was caffeinated Earl Grey tea and cranberry scones, but a source tells Radar this isn't so. If...

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Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use...

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures Bold Enough to Launch Football Season

The former BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, really seems to dig balls. We've seen her with the soccer roundball before, the workout yoga ball, and now it's time for the pigskin...

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LeAnn Rimes Is Really Stressed Out, Or Something

Spending most of your day tweet brawling with your Twitter haters while wearing a two piece and taking sips of your only meal of the day, a Corona Light, is really tiring work, and so it's no surprise...

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Giuliana and Bill Are Parents Now

At around 10:12pm last night in Denver, Giuliana and Bill Rancic's leased baby oven birthed out their first kid together, a boy who weighed in at 7 pounds and 4 ounces, which is approximately 2 pounds...

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Mila Kunis Bares Midriff And We Can Barely Contain Ourselves (We’re Still...

Look, let's address the 800-lb gorilla in the room. Mila Kunis is getting the Ashton Kutcher bone nightly. It's just happening and we need to learn to accept this before we can move on, or decide not...

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Ashley Hinshaw Is Troubled Topless Young Pornstar in ‘About Cherry’ (VIDEO)

You may remember Ashley Hinshaw in her breakout roles last year in the movie Chronicle (and some of you may, quite quietly, have seen her in the Miley Cyrus screen gem, LOL) but either way, I'm going...

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Aly Michalka in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Aly Michalka Aly Michalka is some Disney chick who learned the importance of tits at a young age when the Diseny Execs were making her pose sex for them as they masturbated…..and has since gone one to...

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McKayla Maroney, Bar Refaeli, Heidi Klum, and the Self-Loving Kardashian...

It's that time of the week again when we celebrate the ways in which our most sextastic celebrities love to celebrate themselves and their hot bodies by way of self-promotion on social media. It's ego...

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Tan Mom’s Drunken Drag Show Is Disgusting of the Day

Built like a 65 year old retiree you may have accidentally got hard for on the family cruise because you loved the way her leathery skin contrasted with the nylon straps of her white trash law...

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Panty Flash of the Day

Why so serious Jennifer Love? I like my panty flashing pics to have more spunk and personality, maybe a smile, or grin…not defeatest, broken, damaged girls with baggage, pulling one last trick to get...

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Taylor Swift Might Sing At A School For The Deaf Thanks To 4Chan

To follow up their successful campaign to send Pitbull's ass to a Walmart in Alaska, 4Chan is now trying to send make Taylor Swift perform at a school for the deaf. I don't know if this is a potent act...

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Courtney Stodden will (probably) do porn!

A little about teen bride / famewhore Courtney Stodden: she looks like a partially deflated blow-up doll someone left on a stove, she married a guy (Doug Hutchison) in his fifties for attention, her...

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So Prince Hot Ginge Was Partying With Paid Whores Too

We already know that Prince Hot Ginge's naked party in his VIP suite at the Wynn in Las Vegas had appearances by his red pepper nipples, lines of coke, hos high on shrooms and weed, and now some source...

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Kate Hudson Looks Good Enough to Make More Rock and Roll Babies With

I'm pretty sure Kate Hudson is on her eleventh child by her eighth rock star at this point, but, who cares, she's looking rather hot again at the Venice Film Festival, and if I were a man who made...

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Rosie Jones Brilliant Boobs Outtakes are Beyond...

I feel like this Friday deserves special notice as it's kind of the last summer feeling end of the week type thingee for a whole entire year. The last weekend the ladies can wear white, or that at...

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Afternoon Crumbs

Yes, ASkars can still bring on the panty pudding even when he looks like he's having a constipated moment on the toilet - Just Jared JLo and Casper the Friendly Gold Digger need to get themselves some...

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Cris Urena Lingerie Pictures for the Hot Bodied Dominican Dandy

Right you are, EgoReader 'Alex', we have completely and utterly overlooked Cris Urena, the sultry hot and wicked bodied Dominican model making her way into the Victoria's Secret model prime time...

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Seal’s Tip To Heidi Klum: Don’t Fornicate With The Help

The rumor is that Heidi Klum's bodyguard Martin Kristen has been protecting her body extra close and most nights, he strips her down, strips himself down and then protects her body by lying on her so...

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology Marriages: The Secret Wife-Auditioning Process...

In the October issue, Vanity Fair special correspondent Maureen Orth reports that in 2004 Scientology embarked on a top-secret project headed by Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology chief David...

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